1. I’m going to bed early tonight. Not because I’m tired, but because my pillow and I have some serious catching up to do. Good night!
2. If sleep was a superhero, I’d be its biggest fan. Time to go on an adventure in dreamland. Nighty - night!
3. I’m about to enter the magical world of sleep, where I’ll probably have an epic battle with a giant pizza. Good night, world!
4. Going to bed now. If I don’t wake up in the morning, blame my alarm clock. It has a history of betrayal. Sweet dreams!
5. I’m not lazy; I’m just conserving energy for tomorrow’s Netflix binge. Good night from this future couch potato!
6. Sleep is like a hug from the universe. I’m ready to snuggle up and get my cosmic cuddles. Night!
7. Just going to lie here and pretend I’m a mermaid in a sea of blankets. Good night, fellow land - dwellers!
8. I’m going to bed before I turn into a pumpkin… or a really grumpy zombie. Sweet dreams, everyone!
9. If you need me, I’ll be in my bed, having a staring contest with my ceiling fan. Good night!
10. Sleep is my favorite escape artist. Time to let it whisk me away from reality. Night, y’all!
11. I’m off to bed to recharge my batteries. If I don’t come back fully charged, don’t say I didn’t warn you. Good night!
12. Going to sleep now. Maybe I’ll dream about winning the lottery, or at least finding a forgotten $20 in my pocket. Night!
13. I’m not sleeping; I’m just on a long, horizontal adventure. Good night, fellow adventurers!
14. Bedtime means it’s time to become a human burrito. Roll me up, and let’s do this! Sweet dreams!
15. I’m going to bed before I start having deep conversations with my pet plant. Good night from the brink of insanity!
16. Sleep is the only thing that can make me forget I have to adult tomorrow. Night, world!
17. I’m off to bed to practice my snoring skills. Don’t be jealous of my talent. Good night!
18. If my bed could talk, it would probably say, “Get in here already!” Time to answer its call. Night!
19. I’m going to bed to visit my secret land of flying unicorns and endless ice cream. Good night, losers!
20. Sleep is my happy place. I’m going there now, and I’m not sharing the address. Good night!