1. "Chocolate doesn’t ask questions—chocolate understands."
2. "I came, I saw, I ate all the pizza."
3. "Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
4. "A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
5. "Pasta: the only noodle that understands my soul."
6. "Cheese: the glue that holds life together."
7. "Don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like pizza."
8. "I’m on a seafood diet: I see food, and I eat it."
9. "Coffee: because adulting is hard."
10. "Breakfast is the most important meal—especially if it’s bacon."
11. "Wine is bottled poetry... and also great with cheese."
12. "Nachos: the original life hack."
13. "Ice cream: proof that good things come in cones."
14. "Avocado toast: basic but boujee AF."
15. "Tacos: the answer to everything (seriously, try it)."
16. "Sushi: rolls that make life roll better."
17. "Grilled cheese: the OG comfort food flex."
18. "Fries: the sidekick that deserves main character status."
19. "Cupcakes: happiness you can hold in your hand."
20. "BBQ: where meat meets magic (and nap time)."