1. Happy Friendship Day to my partner in crime—you know way too much about my terrible life choices, so you’re stuck with me forever. No takebacks.
2. Thanks for being the friend who’ll laugh at my bad hair days, eat my burnt cookies, and still lie and say, “No, that outfit *totally* works.” You’re a keeper (and a liar, but I’ll forgive you).
3. Happy Friendship Day! Remember when we swore we’d be mature adults? Yeah, me neither. Let’s keep blaming each other for our terrible decisions.
4. To my friend: I’d help you hide a body… but only if you promise to bring snacks. Priorities, am I right?
5. You’re the friend I call when I need to vent, when I need to celebrate, or when I just need someone to agree that pineapple *does* belong on pizza. Happy Friendship Day, you beautiful weirdo.
6. Let’s be real: Our friendship is 90% inside jokes no one else gets, 10% judging people together, and 100% awesome. Happy Friendship Day, partner.
7. Happy Friendship Day! Thanks for putting up with my oversharing, my obsession with that one show, and my tendency to text you at 2 a.m. about nothing. You’re a saint (or very sleep-deprived).
8. They say friends are family you choose. I must’ve been drunk when I chose you… jk. Mostly. Love you, weirdo—happy Friendship Day!
9. To my friend: I don’t need a therapist. I have you to laugh at my problems and then remind me I’m being dramatic. Best. Deal. Ever.
10. Happy Friendship Day! Here’s to the days we’ll pretend we’re too old for this, then proceed to do something stupid anyway. Tradition, right?
11. You’re the only person who can make me laugh at 7 a.m. (which is basically a superpower). Thanks for being my human alarm clock of chaos.
12. Friendship Day reminder: I will always save you a seat… but only if you bring me coffee. No coffee, no spot. Them’s the rules.
13. Let’s celebrate our friendship! We’ve survived bad haircuts, bad dates, and each other’s cooking. We deserve a medal (or at least cake).
14. Happy Friendship Day to my go-to for “Does this make me look fat?” “No, but that shirt from 2009 does.” Honesty: the best policy (and why I keep you around).
15. Our friendship is like a fine wine… if fine wine occasionally spilled on the carpet and laughed about it. Cheers to us!
16. Thanks for being the friend who knows my order at every restaurant, my pet peeves, and exactly when to tell me to shut up. Happy Friendship Day, you mind reader.
17. Happy Friendship Day! Remember when we said we’d grow up? Yeah, let’s just… not. Being kids forever with you is way more fun.
18. You’re the friend I can be 100% weird around, and you still stick around. That’s either true love or Stockholm syndrome. Either way, I’ll take it.
19. To my partner in overthinking: Thanks for spending hours dissecting that text, that look, that *vibe*. We’re basically relationship detectives. Bad ones, but detectives.
20. Happy Friendship Day! If our friendship were a movie, it’d be a comedy with way too many inside jokes and a plot that makes no sense. And I’d watch it on repeat.