1. "Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch." – Jon Stewart
2. "My father didn't tell me how to live. He lived and let me watch him do it." – Clarence Budington Kelland
3. "Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad." – Anne Geddes
4. "Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story - tellers, and singers of song." – Pam Brown
5. "When you’re young, you think your dad is superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape." – Dave Attell
6. "Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap - on - a - rope." – Bill Cosby
7. "The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get." – Tim Russert
8. "My father used to say that it’s never too late to do anything you wanted to do. And he said, ‘You never know what you can accomplish until you try.’" – Michael Jordan
9. "My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, ‘you’re tearing up the grass.’ ‘We’re not raising grass,’ dad would reply. ‘We’re raising boys.’" – Harmon Killebrew
10. "I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it." – Harry S. Truman
11. "I have a father’s day every day." – Dennis Banks
12. "You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out." – Jerry Seinfeld
13. "A father is someone you look up to, no matter how tall you grow." – Unknown
14. "Fatherhood is the best thing that could happen to me, and I’m just glad I can share my voice." – Dwyane Wade
15. "A father carries pictures where his money used to be." – Steve Martin
16. "By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong." – Charles Wadsworth
17. "Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up." – Ray Romano
18. "Fatherhood is great because you can blame someone else for the mess you made." – Unknown
19. "I’m your father, I’m the guy who’s got it all figured out." – Jack Butler, "Mr. Mom"
20. "Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination." – Clark Griswold, "National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation"