1. Congratulations on locking each other down! Here’s to never having to argue over who gets the last slice of pizza alone again—enjoy the chaos (and the open bar at the wedding)!
2. Engaged = Officially stuck with each other… but let’s be real, you both won the lottery. Here’s to a lifetime of bad jokes, stolen snacks, and pretending to listen to work rants.
3. Whoa, you two actually said “yes” to forever? Bold move—but smart, since no one else would put up with your late-night snack runs or that terrible TV show obsession. Congrats!
4. Congratulations! Now the real fun begins: arguing over wedding colors, pretending to care about seating charts, and convincing families “destination wedding” = “we want a vacation.”
5. Engaged? Finally! No more “accidentally” leaving toothbrushes at each other’s places—just admit you’re obsessed. Here’s to forever (and no more splitting Netflix accounts)!
6. To the couple who proved love is two people tolerating each other’s weirdness—congrats on making it official! May your marriage be as funny, messy, and wonderful as you are.
7. Congrats on taking the plunge! Marriage is 50% love, 50% compromise, and 100% blaming each other when the Wi-Fi cuts out. Enjoy the ride!
8. Engagement = Marriage practice, but with better photos and more champagne. Here’s to figuring out life together—one bad decision (and one amazing date night) at a time.
9. You two are engaged? About time—we all saw this coming when you started sharing fries *without* fighting. Here’s to forever of not having to share fries (or secrets)!
10. Congrats! Now you can stop pretending you’re “just dating” and start pretending you don’t mind folding each other’s laundry. Spoiler: You’ll both hate it, but it’ll be funny.
11. Engaged means you’re now a team—officially! Your first mission: Survive wedding planning. Second mission: Survive each other’s morning breath. You’ve got this (probably).
12. Who knew forever could sound this fun? Congrats on finding someone who laughs at your bad puns *and* lets you steal the blanket. That’s a keeper—don’t let ‘em go!
13. Congratulations on making a legal commitment to put up with each other’s nonsense. May your marriage be full of laughter, lazy Sundays, and never having to sleep on the couch (too often).
14. Engaged = No more “what are we?” conversations—just “what are we having for dinner?” forever. Here’s to delicious meals, terrible decisions, and loving each other anyway.
15. You two are proof that love is just two people who are equally weird. Congrats on making it official! May your engagement be as silly as you are, and your marriage even sillier.
16. Congrats! Now you get to spend the rest of your life with someone who knows all your flaws… and still thinks you’re worth keeping. That’s the real win (plus, wedding cake!).
17. Engagement: The period where you’re both on your best behavior… until you realize you can stop pretending to like their favorite hobby. Here’s to honesty (and lots of coffee)!
18. To the couple who’s about to turn “I do” into “I’ll take the last taco”—congrats! May your marriage be full of small joys, big laughs, and never running out of taco sauce.
19. You said “yes” to forever? Brave souls! Here’s to a lifetime of inside jokes, messy hair days, and pretending you didn’t forget the anniversary (we won’t tell).
20. Congratulations on finding your partner in crime—officially! Now you can scheme together, laugh together, and blame each other for everything. Here’s to the best adventure yet!