1. Congrats on locking each other down! Finally, no more awkward first dates or pretending to like their weird hobby. Enjoy the chaos (together)!
2. Engagement = officially signing up for a lifetime of stealing each other’s fries and blaming the dog for farting. You two are gonna crush this!
3. Wow, you found someone who puts up with your nonsense *and* said yes? That’s a win way bigger than winning the lottery. Congrats!
4. Let’s be real—engagement is just the trial run for “forever” arguments about whose turn it is to take out the trash. Good luck, lovebirds!
5. Congrats! Now you can stop hiding their ugly sweaters in the back of the closet and just tease them about it openly. Progress!
6. So… does this mean I get to skip the “will-they-or-won’t-they” drama and go straight to asking for a plus-one to the wedding? Congrats either way!
7. Engagement: when “I’ll think about it” turns into “I do (eventually)”. So proud of you two for committing to the long-haul snack sharing.
8. Finally! The world no longer has to watch you two eye each other like you’re deciding if the other is worth sharing a pizza with. Congrats!
9. Congrats on your engagement! Remember: marriage is 50% love, 50% not killing each other when they leave wet towels on the bed. You’ve got this!
10. Welcome to the club of people who now have a permanent partner to blame when you burn dinner. So excited for your next chapter (and the wedding food)!
11. I always knew you’d find someone who loves you even when you sing off-key in the shower. Congrats on proving me right—this engagement is *chef’s kiss*!
12. Engagement = no more lying to your mom about “just being friends”. Now you can both admit you’re obsessed with each other. Yay!
13. Congrats! Now you get to spend the rest of your lives debating whether pineapple belongs on pizza… and then compromising (probably by getting half-and-half).
14. Let’s celebrate! You two went from “awkward small talk” to “let’s spend forever together”—that’s basically a rom-com, but with way less drama (we hope).
15. Engagement is like getting a VIP pass to someone’s life: you get front-row seats to their weird habits, and they can’t kick you out. Enjoy the show!
16. Congrats! I hope your engagement is full of good wine, bad jokes, and zero stress about wedding seating charts (save that for later).
17. Finally—someone who thinks your terrible puns are funny *and* wants to marry you. That’s a rare find. Cherish each other (and keep the puns coming)!
18. Engagement means you’re one step closer to having a permanent movie night buddy who won’t judge you for crying at animated films. Congrats!
19. Let’s be honest: you two were already basically married—you just needed a ring to make it official. So happy for you both!
20. Congrats on your engagement! May your future be filled with more laughs than arguments, more hugs than eye-rolls, and always enough coffee for the morning after.