1. Happy birthday to my partner in crime—here’s to another year of us laughing so hard we snort, and pretending we’re way more mature than we actually are. Spoiler: We’re not. Cheers!
2. Another trip around the sun, and you’re still the only person who gets my terrible puns. That alone deserves a medal… or at least a giant slice of cake. Happy birthday, you beautiful weirdo.
3. They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a *really* good excuse to eat more cake. Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate by doing something dumb enough to make next year’s stories legendary.
4. Happy birthday to my bestie! Remember when we thought 30 was old? Now we’re here, and I’m pretty sure we’re still 12… just with better credit (maybe). Let’s keep it that way.
5. Congrats on surviving another year with me as your friend. You’re basically a superhero. Now let’s reward your bravery with pizza, presents, and zero adulting. Happy birthday!
6. Another year, another chance to remind you: I’m the funny one, but you’re the one who laughs at my jokes. That’s why we’re perfect. Happy birthday—don’t forget to laugh *extra* hard today.
7. Happy birthday! They say you get wiser with age, but I’m pretty sure you’re just getting better at hiding how much we still act like kids. Mission accomplished, by the way.
8. To my favorite human: May your birthday be as chaotic as our group chats, as sweet as the snacks we hoard, and as full of laughter as the time we tried to bake that “masterpiece” cake (RIP kitchen).
9. Happy birthday! Let’s be real—half the fun of getting older is making fun of how old we’re getting. Don’t worry, I’ll go easy on you… for today.
10. You’re another year older, but let’s focus on the important stuff: Do you think we can finish an entire birthday cake before midnight? I’m betting yes. Let’s test that theory. Happy birthday!
11. To my best friend: Happy birthday! Remember when we swore we’d never grow up? Turns out, growing up is just an excuse to buy fancier snacks. Mission accomplished.
12. They say the best gifts come in small packages, but you’re proof that the best friends come with a side of terrible dance moves and even worse life advice. Love you—happy birthday!
13. Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate by doing all the things we’re “too old” for: staying up late, eating candy for dinner, and laughing until our sides hurt. Age is overrated, anyway.
14. Another year, another opportunity for me to remind you that I knew you when you were *that* person (you know, the one with the weird hairstyle). Happy birthday—glad you’ve upgraded… mostly.
15. Happy birthday to my partner in all things silly! May your day be filled with more confetti than a parade, more cake than a bakery, and more laughter than a comedy club. You deserve it.
16. Let’s be honest: Your birthday is just an excuse for me to bring out the embarrassing photos and tell stories about the time you… well, let’s save that for the party. Happy birthday, trouble!
17. Happy birthday! I was going to write you a serious message, but then I remembered: We don’t do “serious.” So instead, here’s to more bad decisions, great memories, and me stealing your fries.
18. To my bestie: You’re older, but somehow still cooler than me. (Don’t let it go to your head.) Happy birthday—let’s make this year so fun, we’ll forget how old we are.
19. Happy birthday! They say friendship is about being there through thick and thin. I’m here for the thick (cake) and the thin (making fun of your dance moves). You’re welcome.
20. Another year, another chance to prove that we’re the most iconic duo since peanut butter and jelly. Happy birthday—let’s make this year so good, even our future selves will be jealous.